Perplexed soul

“All of the true things I'm about to tell you are shameless lies.”
-Kurt Vonnegut


I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via husband-and-wifi)


I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

This is me all over.

(Source: perfectioninimperfection, via bambidevill)


a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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